Well, you’ve been lied to. You know who made those expressions up? Guys with small dicks.

Housewives love big cocks. Especially the slutty ones like Shyla Stylez here.

She married this whiny loser for his money, but he doesn’t have a prayer of satisfying her in bed.

All the candlelight dinners and kama sutra in the world can’t make up for what he’s lacking in the cock department. Shyla’s pussy is on fire, and she needs someone with a big hose to put it out.

She’s so fed up with her loser husband and his lame attempts to satisfy her. Tonight, he tries to woo her with a romantic dinner, and ends up setting the kitchen on fire.

When the fire department arrives, she can’t help but notice the bulge in the firefighters pants. She decides to thank him for saving her by making his cock spew cum like a fire hydrant.

If you want to see something hilarious, check out the 1:10 mark in this video, where her loser husband is giving himself some sort of positive thinking pep talk.

All the self help programs in the world aren’t going to help you measure up when what your horny wife wants is a big, hard cock. If you’re lucky though, she’ll let you watch.

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Blonde hair, pretty face, huge tits, nice ass, bikini body for a woman over 30. Unfortunately for her, her husband doesn’t want anything to do with her.

One of those guys who’s always worried about his money and working 100 hours a week, and never has time for his hot as hell housewife.

It makes me wonder, you go make all that money so you can get a trophy wife, but then you never polish the fucking trophy. Listen buddy, if you’re not fucking your wife, I promise you that somebody is.

Unfortunately for this dude, the guy fucking his wife is hung like a bull. Julia works his cock with two hands. It fits nicely between her huge tits that her idiot husband paid for.

It also fits all the way up that tight housewife pussy her husband never pays attention to. Watch while she’s bent over the bed taking it deep. She loves every minute of it, and every inch of it.

Remember guys, if you’re not fucking your wife, someone else is. If you know a guy who isn’t fucking his wife, that would be a good place to look for your next piece of ass.

Ciao. Enjoy.

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