Well, you’ve been lied to. You know who made those expressions up? Guys with small dicks.

Housewives love big cocks. Especially the slutty ones like Shyla Stylez here.

She married this whiny loser for his money, but he doesn’t have a prayer of satisfying her in bed.

All the candlelight dinners and kama sutra in the world can’t make up for what he’s lacking in the cock department. Shyla’s pussy is on fire, and she needs someone with a big hose to put it out.

She’s so fed up with her loser husband and his lame attempts to satisfy her. Tonight, he tries to woo her with a romantic dinner, and ends up setting the kitchen on fire.

When the fire department arrives, she can’t help but notice the bulge in the firefighters pants. She decides to thank him for saving her by making his cock spew cum like a fire hydrant.

If you want to see something hilarious, check out the 1:10 mark in this video, where her loser husband is giving himself some sort of positive thinking pep talk.

All the self help programs in the world aren’t going to help you measure up when what your horny wife wants is a big, hard cock. If you’re lucky though, she’ll let you watch.

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